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• (404): View more from Georgia

  A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds

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  She started it, but I totally finished it.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?

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• (716): View more from New York

  Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much

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  you puked ON HER

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...

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• (509): View more from Washington

  well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux

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