In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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