he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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