the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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