Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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