We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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