dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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