Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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