Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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