belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
