watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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