Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
True strength comes from lack of pants
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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