I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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