She's JV to your varsity
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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