sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
