WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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