i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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