if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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