he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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