you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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