i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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