You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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