Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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