did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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