I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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