Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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