do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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