I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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