i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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