yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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