Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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