Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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