that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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