am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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