just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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