do herpes really smell.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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