spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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