So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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