She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
my poor anus
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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