It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
where are my pants?
in the oven.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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