Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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