So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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