I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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