this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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