how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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