The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
time to smoke my breakfast
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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