i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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