brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The air was thick with penises
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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