There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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