Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I understand Curling. That high.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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