so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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