I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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