so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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