I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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