there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
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Who did Billy Mays play for?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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