Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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